Scouting Report:
Byron
TAKEOFF: Hi, I’m Byron, a touring comedian. I have around $30,000 and I'm going around the world until I run out of money. And writing about it, of course. Let's get totally effn' lost. TOGETHER!
STRENGTHS:
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Sarcasm
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Taking dope pictures
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Sleeping on any mode of transportation
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Agility
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Claw machines
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Parallel parking
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Picking restaurants
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Running to Airplanes
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Can get hangry
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Changing duvet covers
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Favorite band is Coldplay
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Vertical
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Bowling
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Cooking
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Dairy
COUNTRIES VISTITED:
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STATES VISITED:
ALMOST CAUSED AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT WITH:
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HUNGARY
TOP FIVE ADVENTURES:
1. Space shuttle launch
2. Roof of the Vatican
3. Whisky and poker in Deadwood
4. B-17 Bomber ride
5,281. Flying in/out of LAX
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FUN FACT:
This site went live from a 747
over the Pacific on a flight from
Hong Kong to San Francisco.
(It was this one)
SPECIAL SKILL: IMPROV
You remember the show “Whose Line is it Anyway?” I get to do a show like that for a living! It’s also a big reason I travel to all these cool places. Being able to improvise is also invaluable when traveling. Despite articles that portend “3 Perfect Days in…”, there is no such thing as a perfect trip. Something unexpected will always happen
(sometimes big, sometimes small) and the
ability to roll with the punches, say yes to
whatever comes at you and make the best
of it, will make being away from home that
much better.