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Byron

TAKEOFF: Hi, I’m Byron, a touring comedian. I have around $30,000 and I'm going around the world until I run out of money. And writing about it, of course. Let's get totally effn' lost. TOGETHER!

     STRENGTHS:
  • Sarcasm
  • Taking dope pictures
  • Sleeping on any mode    of transportation
  • Agility
  • Claw machines
  • Parallel parking
  • Picking restaurants
  • Running to Airplanes
  • Can get hangry
  • Changing duvet covers
  • Favorite band is Coldplay
  • Vertical
  • Bowling
  • Cooking
  • Dairy
COUNTRIES VISTITED: 
STATES VISITED:
 
ALMOST CAUSED AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT WITH: 

39

50

HUNGARY

        TOP FIVE ADVENTURES: 
 
1. Space shuttle launch
2. Roof of the Vatican
3. Whisky and poker in Deadwood 
4. B-17 Bomber ride
5,281. Flying in/out of LAX
FUN FACT:

  This site went live from a 747

over the Pacific on a flight from 

Hong Kong to San Francisco. 

           (It was this one)   

     SPECIAL SKILL:    IMPROV    

 

You remember the show “Whose Line is it Anyway?” I get to do a show like that for a living! It’s also a big reason I travel to all these cool places. Being able to improvise is also invaluable when traveling. Despite articles that portend “3 Perfect Days in…”, there is no such thing as a perfect trip. Something unexpected will always happen

(sometimes big, sometimes small) and the

ability to roll with the punches, say yes to

whatever comes at you and make the best

of it, will make being away from home that

much better.

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